Things That Lasted Longer Than Brock Turner's Jail Time

Complete. Bullshit.
  1. The wait to see what would happen to Jim and Pam on “The Office.”
    4 months
  2. Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries
    (Maybe?)
  3. Reading A Song of Ice and Fire
    2.5 Years
  4. Days The Macarena was the number one song in America
    98 Days
  5. Length of Martha Stewart’s time behind bars
    152 Days
  6. Sarah Palin's Alaska TV Show
  7. The US presidential election
    We’re currently about 16.5 months into this presidential election and we’ve still got two more to go
  8. The Open Enrollment Period for Obamacare
    Both 3 Months