STEPS TO REGAINING SOME SEMBLANCE OF CONTROL OVER MY LIFE

  1. Purge my closet.
  2. Organize my finances.
  3. Buy a $60 planner.
  4. Drop off the growing pile of smelly laundry.
  5. Take supplements. Attempt to do this daily.
  6. Schedule a doctors appointment.
  7. Stop drinking before 3 pm on weekdays.
  8. Go to bed before 3 am on weeknights.
  9. Read books.
  10. Buy groceries so the fridge has more than beer and ice cream sandwiches.
  11. Don't let boys give me hickies.
  12. Apply for a credit card. Hopefully get approved and not rejected for the third time.
  13. Pay bills before final notice.
  14. Pursue my passions.
  15. Make more lists.