REASONS MY DOG IS BETTER THAN A RELATIONSHIP
- •Requires no assistance making insignificant decisions.
- •Grooms himself without getting hair all over the sink.
- •Cuddles me without question.
- •Can come to my workplace and sleep in a corner all morning, or pose for ridiculous photos such as this.
- •Gets excited when he sees me no matter how short a time it's been.
- •Will not give me grief over eating chocolate for breakfast, or popcorn for dinner as long as he is fed himself.
- •I can cry around him for no reason and it incites almost no anxiety or the need to "talk".
- •Only takes up a small corner of the bed, and no duvet at all.
- •I can watch anything I want without compromise.