THINGS NOT TO DO IN AN UBER

I've witnessed each of these as an Uber driver. Just don't.
  1. Touch the driver.
  2. Smell the driver.
  3. Go in the glovebox.
  4. Ask the driver why they don't have a real job.
  5. Yell at people out of the window.
  6. Try to sleep in the backseat.
  7. Undress.